can you hide eggs around the room so they can have an egg hunt on their wedding night??

Here at the Marriott Hotel we often encounter many many different types of people. Some of them are white and some of them are black. Some of them are tall and one of them was actually shorter than his luggage lol. Some of them have crazy accents from who knows where and some of them talk worse than the cowboys from Heber. Some of them are rich and spoiled, others are smart, but a lot of people are just plain dumb. :)

We have compiled a notebook of some of the most ridiculous things guests have said to us. I would like to share it with you.

- (After just walking down the stairs to lobby) "Where are the stairs?"

- "Do they sell gas here on Sundays?"

- Guest: "Do you have any rooms available?"
Chris: "no I'm sorry, we're sold out."
Guest: "Sold out?"
Chris: "Sold out."
Guest: "Sold out?"
Chris:"Sold out."
Guest:"Sold out?"
Chris: "SOLD OUT!"

-Guest: "Our DVD player is not playing any sound."
Whitney: "is your TV on channel 00?"
Guest: "Oh, the TV has to be on also?"

-Guest: "How do I get here from Main Street?"
Eric: "The city bus is available until 10:30 PM."
Guest: "Do I have to make a reservation?"

-Guest: "When will the next paper come out?"
Jen: "Tomorrow morning, sir."
Guest: "Is that a Sunday paper?"
Jen: "No sir, tomorrow is Saturday."
Guest: "Right, but will it be a Sunday paper?"

-Guest: "Hi, I need someone to make the pull out beds...I didn't realize that they weren't already made."
Eric: "I'm sorry ma'm we don't do that here"
Guest: "Well...um...how do we make them then?"
Eric: "Um...with the sheets."
Guest: "The sheets? Well where are they?"

Guest: "My son is getting married and staying here with his bride..."
Jen: "Congrats!"
Guest: " Since it will be Easter, would you be willing to hide some chocolate easter eggs around the room so they can have an easter egg hunt on their wedding night?"

Guest: "Do you have wireless internet?" "Where is it because I cannot SEE it?"

Guest: "Is deer valley outdoors?"

Guest: "Can you tell me what time the rides at the resort open tomorrow?"
Jake: "They open at noon"
Guest: "What time at noon?"
Jake: What? (to make sure he heard right)
Guest: "What time at noon?"
Jake: "They open at 12 which is noon"
Guest: "Ok, Thank you."

Guest calling Brittany for a room request:
"We are going to be coming out there, and we really need an accessible room because my husband is blind. Also, could it be a room with a pool view because he won't be able to do any of the activitites with us."

Guest: "So how much does the internet cost?"
Stephany: "Sir, its' complimentary"
Guest: "Ok, so how much dos it cost?"

Date 7/24/07
Guest: "Is it snowing there now?"
Jen: "It is 90 degrees here now"
Guest: "But is it snowing?"

Guest: "I heard that there are no air conditioners in Utah, is that right?"

Guest: "When do you close?"
Becca: "We don't, we are open year around!"
Guest: "So who closes the skiing?"
Becca: "The resorts do!"
Guest: "So you guys are open year around?"
Becca: "yes!"

Guest: "So how much is parking there?"
Steph: "You get 2 free parking passes."
Guest: "So how much is parking?"

Thats all I have for now. They are so stupid that they are hilarious haha! Shoot...you really wouldn't believe some of the people we deal with. I'm sortof glad I work the night usually nothing crazy happens except the occasional drunk person lol. Anyways thats it.