a dedication to cereal

I love cereal. I think I regularly eat at least one bowl of cereal everyday. But really its almost impossible to just eat one bowl so its more like 3...or even more if the milk lasts that long. I like cereal a lot, did I mention I love it? I believe its a very important invention, much like the automobile. I enjoy the different flavors of milk it leaves behind, and by the time you get to your third bowl the flavor is pretty intense. I also enjoy that perfect state of crispyness/mushyness that every type of cereal reaches. It's wonderful. Sometimes I eat it in a deep bowl, sometimes I grab a giant spoon. Sometimes I purposely grab a small bowl so that I have an excuse to eat more of it. And I've been known to eat it in a cup..if I have to. I can easily eat a whole box in one sitting. I eat it in the morning, I eat it at midnight, I eat it after Sunday dinner, I eat it during work (even when I worked in a restraunt I would opt to eat cereal over most things) I eat it when I'm cold (maybe with a hot pop tart) If I ever went to into space that would probably be the first thing I eat. I think cereal's appeal lies in it's simplicity. It's also easy to make, like a grilled cheese sandwhich which is a plus for everyone since no one can cook anyways. It also comes in many different varieties. Some better than others but all of them are good (except maybe raisin bran and a few select others) but even cheerios are good, and can be made great with the right amount of sugar. It's so yummy.

Top ten cereals that produce the best milk:
1. Apple Jacks
2. Fruit Loops
3. Trix
4. Fruity Pepples
5. French Toast Crunch
6. Cinnamon Toast Crunch
7. Frosted Flakes
8. Honey Bunches of Oats
9. Honeycomb
10. Cocoa Puffs (chocolate milk of course!)

Top ten cereals that still taste good when mushy:
1. Fruity Pepples
2. Rice Crispies
3. French Toast Crunch
4. Cinnamon Toast Crunch
5. Cinnamon Life
6. Cheerios
7. Frosted Flakes
8. Corn Flakes
9. Honey Bunches of Oats (or granola since it doesn't even really get mushy)
10. Captain Crunch

Top ten cereals that taste the best without milk:
1. Waffle Crisp
2. Granola
3. Lucky Charms
4. Honey Nut Cheerios
5. Fruit Loops
6. French Toast Crunch
7. Cinnamon Toast Crunch
8. Apple Jacks
9. Frosted Mini Wheats
10. Cinnamon Life

Top ten cereals that are most fun when you eat one thing at a time:
1. Lucky Charms- save the marshmallows for last
2. Captain Crunch - save the red and blue balls
3. Raisin Bran- save the raisins, then throw them away!
4. Fruit Loops- save whichever color you prefer
5. I could only come up with four :)

Top eight cereals that can be used to make some other treat:
1. Golden Grahams- golden graham smores ohhh man everyone should try this
2. Rice Crispies- rice crispie treats
3. Fruity Pebbles- also good as rice crispies
4. Cocoa Pebbles- also makes very good rice crispie treats (with chocolate chips melted in them too)
5. Granola- granola bars
6. Frosted Flakes- if you crush them up and put them on top of funeral potatos..haha
7. Rice Crispies- peanut butter crispies mmm
8. Chex- chex mix