apparantly I am worth $2,557,240

Hello blog. I have just gotten through all my reports at work in record time! Wahoo.

So Hannah has officially got me hooked to lists and I'm at this website with really weird lists and I thought I would share one or two... this one is not really a list but its funny...

EXPRESSIONS FOR VEGANS:

Let's talk tofurkey.
We had a whale of a time, unless that particular whale happens to be getting illegally harpooned by a boatload of murderous Japanese fishermen. If that's the case, then we just had fun—as much fun as civilized people can have with all the killing going on.
It's a dog-eat-soy-based-food-substance-shaped-into-the-form-of-a-dog world.
Holy cow. Seriously, they're deities.
Running around like a chicken with its head full of hope and possibilities now that everyone has become a vegan.
So hungry I could eat a horse. What? Sometimes I just crave a burger. Is that so unforgivable?

ALTERNATE FAIRY TALE ENDINGS TO TAKE THE PLACE OF "AND THEY LIVED HAPPILY EVER AFTER"

And they barely tolerated each other.

And they stayed together because of the kids.

And their contempt for one another occasionally spilled over at family gatherings, prompting moments of uncomfortable silence.

And they expressed their unhappiness through passive-aggressive toilet-seat positioning.

haha k one more for now...

BAND NAMES REJECTED BY THE SMASHING PUMPKINS

Eating Candy
Wearing Costumes
Carving Pumpkins
Smashing Mailboxes
Egging Houses
TP'ing Front Yards
Drinking Schnapps
Razorblading Snickers
Shitbombing Principal Reynolds' Beemer
Riding in Squad Cars
Calling Stepdad for Bail
Doing Community Service

haha

Well I think thats all really I dont have much to say thanks for reading this and letting me waste 2 minutes of your time :)

-oh and I found out that I am worth 2,557,240 dollars on the website HumanForSale.com