hmm

So work was kindof crazy today. Pretty much every stupid thing you can imagine went wrong like the printer stopped working and the machine that makes the hotel keys stopped working and i burnt my oatmeal lol. Oh well its okay now.

So basically i'm pretty excited that BYU won the game. I'm just going to refer to it as The Game because its really the only game. Okay so I'll refer to it as The Only Game.

So I have included a list of 10 things that will now happen to the University of Utah

1. BYU has now won twice in a row and is actually going to win every single time now.
2. BYU will apppear to be headed toward a crushing loss with Utah scoring in the final minutes to take the lead but everytime BYU will come back and score with just a few seconds remaining to win every single game
3. Utah will be so depressed that they will eventually cancel their football program and most of the football players will transfer to Utah's great gymnastics team so they can feel like winners which is okay because BYU doesn't need to be great at gymnastics
4. The football band members from each school will feel left out and challenge each other to a "marching band duel"
5. Of course Utah will have the edge when it comes to the flashy band uniforms because of BYU's clothing policy and it would appear Utah would go away with a victory but right at the last second BYU will take the lead with a special guest appearance by Donnie Osmond
6. Utah will be desperate to start a bitter rivalry that they can actually win like starting competitive medical surgery procedures
7. BYU will retaliate with their superior accounting and business skills
8. Frustrated Utah will try and gain the support of the only people they can...the Indians...which does them no good because they won't even be able to locate the utes since they will be gone on their annual buffalo hunt. Not to say the Ute's wouldn't even care about Utah anyways since their mascot is actually a bird and an ugly one at that.
9. When that fails Utah, feeling sorry for itself that no one even cares about it, will try and succeed from the Union and create their own nation which will stupidly be called Ute Nation.
10. Of course the government will not allow that to happen and they will force Utah to accept the fact that BYU is better.