THE LIST

Greetings!

I come to you from work...again.

I don't think I have too much to actually tell you I'm just bored thats all.
Actually I think I will post my life list of things to do...It's pretty self explainatory its a huge list of things that I would like to do before I die and some of them I have actually already done. Actually me,dylon, and tyler came up with the list but 90 percent of the ideas were mine. And the actual idea of the list was mine as well. And Tyler doesn't even really acknowledge the list anymore. Some of the things are big and may never get accomplished, while others are rather small and probably insignificant, but all of them are things that would be fun to say I did that. (at least I think..)

this list is subject to frequent change....

COLLECTIONS

-Collect 1,000 different business cards
-Collect 1,000 different fortunes
-Get a famous persons autograph
-Collect 100 girls phone numbers
-Save 1,000 dollars worth of change

SPORTS/GAMES

-Win Catan 3 times in a row
-Metropolize in all 3 catagories in one game
-Win tip in 21-0
-Play a PS3 game-done
-Get 100 percent completion in GTA
-Solve a rubix cube
-Win a fantasy sports league
-Pitch a perfect game (baseball video game)
-Earn 20 free games for red pin bowling
-Bowl a perfect game
-Bowl a score of 250 or more
-Bowl a score of 200 or more
-Get 3 birdies in a row in golf
-Get an eagle
-Chip in a shot from the bunker
-Chip in a shot from outside the green
-Play a round of golf without losing the ball
-Score par or under - 9 holes
-Score par or under - 18 holes
-Go golfing in 3 different states
-Get 5 hole in ones in miniature golf
-Go night golfing
-Win 50 dollars worth of sports bets
-Go to a NASCAR race
-Go to a college football game
-Go to an NCAA tournament game
-Go to a World Series game
-Go to an NFL game
-Go to an NBA game besides the Jazz
-Attend an NFL playoff or Superbowl game
-Attend an NBA playoff or Finals game
-Go to an Olympic event
-Win a monopoly game
-Make 15 straight 3 pointers
-Make 10 straight 3 pointers with the left hand
-Make 90/100 free throws

TRAVEL
-Go to 2 different countries
-Go on an extended roadtrip
-Go river rafting
-Go scuba diving
-Visit the east coast-done
-Visit the west coast
-Sneak across the boarder of Mexico dressed like Mexicans
-Go on a cruise
-Visit 5 casinos in Vegas
-Visit the statue of liberty
-Follow a cop car for 5 miles
-Visit the White House
-See ten things that qualify as the worlds largest or smallest
-Go to a magic show
-Go to a comedy show
-Go to Times Square
-Go to an island
-Visit 10 different states
-Get a dumb and dumber vehicle and drive around
-Go to 10 different roller coaster parks
-Goon the catapult at lagoon
-Ride the Heber Creeper
-Ride an underground subway
-Go on a hot air balloon ride
-Ride jet skis
-Fly in a helicopter
-Float from Jordanell to the Provo River
-Go to 10 concerts
-Ride in a limo
-Go to Funky town
-Go to Denny’s at 4 am -done
-Go to a Hard Rock Café
-Go to a Hooters
-Go to a Monk Monastery
-Climb a mountain
-Watch a sunset/sunrise from a mountain top
-Go on an extensive bike trip
-Go on a 2 mile hike or longer
-Go to a really big zoo


OTHER
-Shave legs before graduation -done
-Graduate from high school -done
-Go to college
-Contact the pope, or secretary or whoever is in charge
-Conact the President, Vice President, or whoever is next in line that we can contact
-But a lottery ticket
-Buy something on eBay -done
-Get a bobble head doll of yourself
-Taser somebody
-Get pulled over 5 times in a row without getting a ticket
-Talk to a hippie
-Talk to a monk
-Talk to an Indian
-Talk to an amish person
-Apply for a National television reality show or game
-Own a piece of undeveloped real estate
-Write an incomprehensible sentence in a will
-Hold a funeral service for a dead something
-Write a riddle in a bottle and throw it in the ocean, then write the answer in a balloon and let it fly away
-Make a music video
-Make a video
-Take that dumb bible that every hotel room has
-Spend the night at a 5 star hotel
-Spend the night in a tree house
-Sleep in a hammock outside
-Persuade Bill Gates to give us a dollar
-Build something useful out of wood
-Reenact the Civil War in a park
-Ride the worlds fastest and tallest roller coaster
-Shoot a deer
-Shoot a bird
-Hit a bird with your car -done
-Catch a fish longer than your arm
-Catch a fish or something alive in the ocean
-Play a banjo for an amish person
-Pee on a monument
-Pee off a bridge
-Spend a day dressed up as rednecks
-Spend a day dressed up as nerds
-Touch a stranger and say tag your it no touch backs and run away
-Teach Darvy something smart -done
-Cook something on the grillsin the park
-Eat a whole medium pizza yourself
-Throw a boomerang and scream like an Aussie
-Egg someomes something
-Make a birthday cake
-Eat at the olive garden -done
-Get a 1,000 dollar paycheck (after taxes) -done
-Get a 2,000 dollar paycheck (after taxes)
-Enter 10,000 worth of money at http://www.wheresgeorge.com/
-Receive 1,000 hits on http://www.wheresgeorge.com/
-Throw something off a roof
-Show billy our carburators -done
-Put a hot dog on Billys antenna -done
-Throw a hockey puck across the Canadian border
-Build an igloo
-Go to 10 concerts
-Smash something cool
-Catch a fly and tear its wings off -done
-Catch a fly, then put in a jar and stick in the fridge then tie the fly to the end of a thread and hold the other end of the thread and watch it fly around
-Shoot a machine gun
-Sit at a bus stop and tell your life story like forrest gump
-Have a meaningless conversation with someone you don’t know
-Hide a walkie talkie somewhere and talk to people
-Tip over a porta potty
-Tip over a cow
-Plant a tree somewhere in a random place
-Bury a time capsule in a weird place
-Leave a bucket of chicken on Cornel Sanders grave
-Find out who owns the Hogle Zoo
-Steal a road sign
-Build a burrito or a hamburger one item at a time by going through individual drive throughs
-Tan something on your body
-Build something out of toothpicks
-Drop an egg off a roof without it cracking
-Visit a museum
-Gut a fish
-Catch a wild animal (or a semi-wild animal)
-Cook something on a camp fire
-Sleep in a self made shelter
-Get a sailor to swear at you
-Get a college degree
-Have a dream that involves chasing something, food, and two tragic deaths
-Put out a fire with a fire extinguisher
-Put out a fire with something other than water or a fire extinguisher
-Cook an egg on a rock outside
-Make out in a car wash
-Eat a bowl of cereal made with one piece of as many cereals as it takes to fill up the bowl
-Go sledding down the hill that’s in the middle of deer creek
-Write a song
-Convince someone your suicidal
-Have a huge food fight
-Buy a stock in the stock market
-Be in a mosh pit
-Build a fire without matches
-Sing a song around a campfire
-Make a wish on a shooting star and have it come true
-Make a “boat “ and see if it floats
-Play frisbee at night
-Ride a tandem bike
-Try to break a world record
-Acquire an unusual accent for a whole day
-Be on tv or radio
-Peel a banana with your feet
-Write a letter to a jail cell number at a local jail
-Write a well written but extremely confusing complaint letter to a company
-Burn something with a magnifying glass
-Throw a tomato in a fan
-Slide down a hill or a big stairway in a laundry basket
-Stand on your neighboorhood corner and try to hitchhike home
-Go to a fancy restraunt in your pajamas
-Buy something from a yardsale
-Randomly pick out a library cookbook and cook recipe number 25
-Pick out the 7th restraunt in the yellow pages and eat the seventh course on the menu

and that my friends is the list...so far...there will definitely be even more things to add because well...life is full of things to do right? I guess its kind of a small way to show all the possibilities of life and that you really can do anything you ever wanted to do in life no matter how big or how small the task is. Plus all these things help create memories and and life needs to be full of funny, great, and wonderful memories.